this blog is actually a performance art piece called "this is why I have no friends"

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ikeapunx:

licensed 2 chill

ikeapunx:

licensed 2 chill

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"I was never really insane except on occasions when my heart was touched."

- Edgar Allan Poe (via herekitty)

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fuckyeah1990s:

Here are a lot of gifs of Jared Leto as Jordan Catalano. 

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Just a few of the most painful everyday statements- ↘

keeponshouting:

  • You don’t look disabled to me.
  • If you’re always tired, it’s your own fault.
  • You’d feel better if you just got up and did something.
  • If you need vitamin D, just go out in the sun more.
  • The pain can’t be that bad. You’re not even thirty.
  • You’re not organized/clean enough…
gabbigolightly:

Vogue Italia, 1997 by Javier Vallhonrat

gabbigolightly:

Vogue Italia, 1997 by Javier Vallhonrat

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"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."

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deans-pudding:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

i cant handle this 

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